I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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