how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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