I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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