So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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