He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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