ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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