Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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