he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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