just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
