All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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