I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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