She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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