the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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