Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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