the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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