remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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