You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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