speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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