I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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