I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
