The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Dicks are not precious.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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