I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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