but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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