The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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