that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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