yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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