Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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