Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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