You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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