Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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