I am puke
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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