To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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