Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
