She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
dude. I can hear the air.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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