Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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