doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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