He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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