1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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