You're completely useless in the revolution.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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