whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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