the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Congratulations! We have a period
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