this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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