i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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