OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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