what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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