Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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