p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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