Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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