I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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