Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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