he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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