She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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