this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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