I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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