so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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