HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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